Ethan Feldman, Age: 34 | AARP-MaleBodyIssues-Ethan.jpg
I started growing hair up on my shoulders. I knew it was going to happen. My dad is a very hairy gentleman. Very hairy. So I knew it was in the cards for me. But now it’s like a jungle on my shoulders. I have nice calves, I guess. I could tell you more about what I don’t like. My hairline is receding, but now I’ve got hair growing up from my butt. It’s the worst. I would like to have abs at one point in my life. It’s there. It’s just under all the layers of fat."